Issue 10: 🚨💸Crypto Chaos+🔥🏃♀️Summer Sweat: Here's the Tech That Matters Now
From AI yoga mats to boxing bags that fight back, these smart wellness tools upgrade your workout—and your life—without the eye-rolls or empty promises. But first: a massive warning around Coinbase 😱
🌴 Holiday Mode: Activated (Almost) 🌴
Happy Friday! Hopefully, you're sipping something fruity, barefoot on a beach, or—bare minimum—have out-of-office set and inbox guilt locked in a drawer. (And if not? Deep breath. You still have time to throw your phone in a drawer and channel your inner chill.)
Speaking of inner chill… I have very little of it, especially when I’m playing around with the latest fitness gear, like FightCamp’s interactive boxing studio. You know, no one really teaches girls how to punch the crap out of something. At least, that wasn’t part of my growing-up years. It feels AMAZING after a tough day of reporting on cybercrime to punch a giant sand-filled bag as hard as I can. More about that in a second, but first…
Honey…I’m home!
After five months of non-stop travel, I finally unpacked my suitcase this week. Cue the confetti 🎉. But just as I was about to bask in my rare half-day off... BAM. Three tech mega-stories hit like a rogue wave.
But before you kick back and scroll past what might sound like another 'tech roundup,' hear me out: these stories matter—whether you're just trying to get through your day without getting robbed blind, or wondering what gadgets we’ll all be glued to in two, five, even 10-years from now. The future is taking shape in front of our very eyes…starting with what some insiders are calling “the next F-T-X."
🧨 Coinbase Chaos: Inside Job, Outside Fallout
I’m talking to victims of Coinbase’s inside breach—people who lost their life savings and their last ounce of trust in the largest cryptocurrency exchange in the U.S.
The platform that was supposed to protect them? It became the villain.
Coinbase just disclosed to the Maine attorney general that nearly 70,000 users were affected by a recent data breach. But one victim told me a Coinbase rep quietly admitted the number could be as high as one million.
Hackers got hold of names, phone numbers, emails, masked bank account details, government IDs—even snapshots of users’ transaction histories. The breach started with a leak from overseas contractors, leading to a $20 million extortion attempt.
Coinbase says it’s working with law enforcement, beefing up security, and reimbursing users. But all of the people I’ve spoken with say otherwise. Many feel ghosted—left in the dark, out of money, and drowning in shame (at becoming a victim), loss, and identity theft hell.
They were saving to buy homes. Planning for retirement. Some are still getting phishing texts, others are seeing dozens of suspicious password resets every single day. Meanwhile, they say Coinbase has gone silent.
This isn’t just a tech glitch. It’s a trust collapse.
Why it matters: If the biggest name in crypto can get hit from the inside—and do this little about it—what does that mean for the apps holding your money? Your bank? Your retirement fund?
This breach is a wake-up call. If you’re online, you’re a target. If you’re in crypto, you’re exposed. Freeze your credit. Monitor your accounts. Consider moving funds to a cold wallet.
Because when the guardrails fail at the top, no one is safe at the bottom. When no guardrails exist at the top, we’re even more screwed.
I’m digging into all of it—what went wrong, who’s being held accountable, and what victims can do now—for an upcoming USA Today investigation.
Stay tuned.
🤝 Altman + Ive = Tech’s Power Couple
Jony Ive (yep, the iPhone guy) and Sam Altman (yes, that OpenAI guy) just merged forces in a $6.5 billion all-stock deal to build the next big thing in tech. Their goal? A screen-free device smart enough to manage your life without hijacking your attention. Think your iPhone… minus the doomscrolling.
🧠 What matters: If they nail this, we could finally ditch the digital handcuffs. It’s like replacing your never-ending group text with a calm, collected, mind-reading butler.
Also: Try reading "Altman and I-I-vey" to the tune of Ebony and Ivory 🎵🎶 and thank me later. 🎶
🤖 AI Rivals, Assemble: Microsoft vs. Everybody
At Microsoft Build, we saw Musk’s Grok AI land on Microsoft’s Azure, even as Microsoft cozies up with OpenAI. (Musk doesn’t look good in that screengrab above. Is the daily chaos-bathing taking it’s toll?)
Meanwhile, Google’s like: "Don’t count us out yet."
🔍 Google's AI Glow-Up
Google I/O 2025 delivered major upgrades:
AI Mode: Merges search + chatbot so you stop clicking 47 links to get one answer.
Android XR Glasses: Smart specs with built-in Gemini assistant—coming soon to a Warby Parker near you.
AI Video (Veo + Flow): Create mini-movies with dialogue and effects—available on high-tier plans.
Real-time Meet Translation: AI mimics your voice in Spanish while you speak English. It’s wild.
✨ TL;DR: Your search, your glasses, your meetings—and even your movies—are about to get way smarter. Can it compete with Ivy+Altman, though?
🔌 My favorite new gadget this week? Twelve South PowerCord (a.k.a. the cable that finally fixes the dumbest thing in tech)
The most surprisingly delightful gadget I tested this week is a simple cable—yes, a cable—that solves one of the most annoying problems in modern tech: why did gadget makers stop including power bricks with the cable?! The Twelve South PowerCord is a USB-C charging cable with a flat plug and built-in power adapter. That means you don’t need to dig around your junk drawer for a separate charging brick ever again.
💡 Real-life insight: I used this cable with my YogiFi mat, a smart home security camera, and even a projector—no extra brick needed. I plugged it into the wall in my kitchen, next to my nightstand in my bedroom, and even slid it into my backpack pocket. It’s a total space-saver and game-changer for those of us constantly swapping out cords and chargers like we’re on a tech-based reality show.
🔌 Why I love it: Finally, one smart cord that just works. No more scavenger hunts for two things when you need one. No more wondering why your $1,000 gadget didn’t come with a basic plug. It’s the cable we all should’ve had five years ago.. Cable, adapter, and peace of mind in one.
🤔 What’s missing: It’s so simple and obvious that I want a dozen. And I want every tech company that's ever sold a gadget without a brick to send me one for free as an apology. Seriously—why did anyone stop including this genius-level convenience in the first place?
💪 Tech That Makes You Feel Better
Now let’s talk about something that actually makes us better humans: fitness tech that works. I just finished testing some of the coolest new gear on the market—and I’m calling it:
My Fit List: Tech That Works Out While You Do
These aren’t your average gimmicky gadgets. From AI yoga mats to slides that sneak in a workout, here are the top five that had me sweating, smiling, and low-key feeling like a total badass:
1. 🥊 FightCamp – Box From Home, Rocky Style
FightCamp ($799)
Ever wanted to punch your way to a better day? FightCamp’s like Peloton with gloves on. You get a free-standing bag, punch trackers, and on-demand classes that turn stress into strength.
🔥 Why I love it: Real-time punch tracking = instant motivation. Also, it’s wildly cathartic.
💡 Real-life insight: After a long day of Zoom calls and toddler negotiations, nothing resets my mood like jabbing imaginary foes. (Bonus: My daughter thinks I’m a superhero.)
🤔 What’s missing: I wish the bag were easier to store when not in use. Apartment dwellers, beware—it’s not exactly subtle.
💡 Pro tip: Start slow. Your wrists (and your dignity) will thank you. Also? Use the actual boxing gloves unless you want scabs on your knuckles. Wrap up!
2. 🏃♀️ Aviron Treadmill – Where Gaming Meets Cardio
Aviron ($3,499) ($2,399 - $1,100 off Memorial Day sale)
This gamified treadmill makes running… fun? It’s loaded with scenic runs, zombie chases, and Netflix integration. Plus, it folds up. Instant win.
🎮 Why I love it: I forget I’m exercising. For real.
💡 Real-life insight: I legit ran away from a zombie on this thing. I haven’t run that fast since someone told me Starbucks was giving away free cold brew. Also, I love that I can sneak in a jog while catching up on reality TV—I'm looking at you, Below Deck.
🤔 What’s missing: Aviron doesn’t have dedicated training programs for real-life goals like 5Ks, 10Ks, or even marathon prep. I’d love to see some official Runner’s World-style guidance built into the platform. Also, the guided workouts sometimes ask you to hop off and do push-ups or other exercises off the tread—but there’s no easy way to pause it all and hop on and off. One last nitpick: the rules of the games aren’t always intuitive. I shouldn’t have to feel like I need a gamer teen to explain it all to me.
📺 Pro tip: Turn on Poker Face or another favorite binge-worthy series. Suddenly, you’re three miles in without even noticing.
3. 🩴 pushpül Fitness Slides – Strong Feet, Soft Style
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These biomechanical slides build foot strength while you walk around the house. Think resistance training for your arches.
👣 Why I love it: They turned my lazy stroll into a stealth foot workout.
💡 Real-life insight: I wore these while making breakfast, chasing my dog, and dancing to Taylor Swift. My feet felt stronger—in a good way—by lunch.
🤔 What’s missing: They take getting used to. If you’re used to cloud-like slippers, this is a wake-up call.
🧠 Pro tip: Wear them for a week, then go back to your old slides. You'll feel the difference—like trading in cardboard soles for foot sorcery.
4. 🧘♀️ YogiFi Gen 3 Smart Mat – Namaste, Upgraded
Purchase today: YogiFi ($199)
This AI-powered yoga mat corrects your poses in real time and adjusts sessions to your heart rate. It’s like a Zen teacher who doesn’t judge your wobbles.
🌀 Why I love it: It helps me nail my poses without leaving home.
💡 Real-life insight: It told me my Warrior II needed work, and it was right. I felt like I had a tiny yogi whispering corrections into my brain.
🤔 What’s missing: It works best with an app on your smartphone or smartwatch. Without one, it’s not quite as magical. But focussing on a screen during Yoga also kind of sucks.
🛌 Pro tip: Try the sleep-focused routines. You’ll be out faster than Savasana.
5. 🏊♀️ FORM Smart Swim 2 Goggles – Your Underwater Coach
Purchase today: FORM ($279)
These AR goggles display your metrics mid-lap—pace, splits, distance, right in front of your eyes. It’s like having a swim coach… in your goggles.
🌊 Why I love it: I stay on pace without counting laps or losing rhythm.
💡 Real-life insight: The first time I used these, I spent half the time marveling at the floating data and the other half realizing I forgot how to breathe properly.
🤔 What’s missing: You need to train your brain to focus on swimming, not just the cool tech in front of your face.
🧐 Pro tip: Don’t get distracted by the display—remember to actually swim.
🧘♀️ Final Pose
I’ll share links to all of my hands-on video reviews as soon as we get them uploaded to YouTube and the socials. But here’s the thing…
Good tech doesn’t just make life easier—it makes you feel stronger, healthier, and more in control. Whether you’re punching out frustration, outpacing zombies, or sneaking in fitness with your footwear, these gadgets bring joy and results.
Got a fit-tech favorite? Hit reply. I want to know what’s working for you!
🌞 Have the best long weekend. Go outside. Feel the breeze. And maybe—just maybe—leave your phone behind for a few hours.
—XO, Jenn
📩 Questions? Tech troubles? Gadget gossip? DM me or find me @JennJolly on Instagram.